A Monument to Me

The Alter of Lame got me thinking. Those ogre locks were super whimpy and they had their own statues. I am awesome, and so I should have my own statue.

I made an appointment with Grand Mason Marblesten in IF. He's your typical a-hole dwarf, but his work meets the standards required to represent my awesomeness. He stood on a stepstool and took all of my measurements. The statue is gonna cost me abou 100g but I think my mom would love to put it on display next to her fire pit. I just have to think of something to have etched in to the base. So far I'm leaning towards "I'm Gonna Doom Your Arse!"

Let me know if you think of anything better.