She Devil

Sorry I haven't updated you all in a while. Problems at home. Sure, I single handedly DOOMed the Beast and solved the Troll mysteries in the jungles of Straglethorn, but when it comes to women I am just a lvl 1 n00b.

As you might have guessed Kat threw me out this weekend. It seems that whilst I was boozing it up at the inn, she was cookin me up some dinner to celebrate our one-year anniversary. I stumbled in the house, drunk, full, and totally unaware of what was going on. I'm not 100% certain which of those was the greater crime.

She began tearing into me, so I stood up and pretended to be mind controlled and ran out side. She decided that I should stay out there and locked me out. I pleaded with her to forgive me, but reasoning with she-devil bitches is next to impossible.
She mumbled some demon curse at me and stormed inside.

No big deal. Once she was inside and she thought she won, I dismissed her arse and went inside. HA!